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Bongo

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200+ commands, 19000 waifus with two systems, meme generation, fbi, trivia, spotify, high quality music, trump/elon tweets and akinator.

Created By: Krasier# 7273

Hi! I'm Bongo!

I'm a good boye with two waifu systems that are updated daily! Be sure to claim yours before your server members, and try to claim all of mine for your own list! Do all of this with my full HD music that can play spotify, soundcloud, bandcamp, playlists, and more. I am also capable of browsing reddit, 4chan, crypto, and ascii processing images. I have over 200,000 jokes that you can search through, fun memes, and so much more.

You can also create custom commands (tags) built off of my commands or just as a fun way of meming in an embed or enhancing your discord server!

Below you will find a list of my built-in commands. Use b.help commandNameHere for more help. If you don't like my commands, simply blacklist them, and you won't have to see or worry about them again! You can also use this on a per channel basis, meaning you can create your own quiet channels that I will not respond to. Admins can use a --admin option to bypass this.

Commands:

Music (with a timestamp): b.play https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?t=1m24s
bass: Let's get that BASS BoOooOOOOOooST going! Can use a percentage to adjust the bass.
fastforward: fast forward the song's time in format mm:ss. Example 1:30.
join: joins your voice channel or a voice channel you type
jump: jumps to a track in your queue, removes the songs unless on replay.
lastplayed: gets the last 10 played songs.
leave: leaves any voice channel it's connected to.
lyrics: looks up lyrics for a song.
move: Moves a song from postion1 to position2.
nowplaying: shows currently playing song.
pause: pauses the audio.
play: plays the audio or plays the first result it finds.
queue: shows the queue list.
radio: plays music from my radio stations.
replay: replays all songs (off, on, all).
resume: resumes the song.
rewind: rewind the song's time in format mm:ss. Example 1:30.
seek: go to the time period in the song. Can either use 100(seconds) format or 00:00 (minutes:seconds)
shuffle: shuffles all songs continously until turned off.
skip: skips currently playing song or another song from the playlist if specified a number.
stop: stops playing music and I leave channel.
swap: swaps two songs.
volume: changes volume. Can set maximum with maxvolume.
voteskip: Vote to skip the song, defaults to 50%. Works best when you blacklist skip.
Util
4chan: Shows a random image (and text) from the specified board. Use at your own risk kek. NSFW channel required.
amiibo look up information on every single amiibo by name!
avatar: displays user avatar
crypto: finds info from coinmarketcap. (top, coin, convert)
fortnite: displays overall fornite stats.
image: google image searches and allows you to navigate images!
imgur: specify an imgur album, and I'll give you a random picture from that album whcih you can navigate! Create an alias for ease of use.
jisho: translates word into kanji.
league: League of Legends stats on a user.
lmgtfy: let me google that for you.
overwatch: displays your overall overwatch stats (publicize your account for more info)
pokedex: displays information on a pokemon by number or name!
poll: have your server poll for something. Default is 30 seconds with a maximum of 1440 minutes.
reddit: gets a random reddit thread from a subreddit. Can specify more with options such as "new", "top" "hot", etc. Navigate 25 threads!
toxic: finds out how toxic your text is. Great for league of legends...
vote: vote for something within 20 seconds.
wikipedia: Gives a random wiki article or searches for one based off of your description.
Fun
aww: gets a post from /r/aww.
butt: how hawt is your thot?
cat: random cat image/gif
comic: generates a random comic from explosm (cyanide & happines).
dadball: 8ball but Dadgar (Khadgar) from WoW version (idk why)
dadjoke: shows dad joke.
dankmeme: dank memes.
dog: random dog image/gif
eyebleach: gets cute images from r/Eyebleach
f: pay your respects. Can say "for cheese" => "pay respects for cheese."
garfield: displays a random Garfield comic.
httpcat: displays a random httpcat or your own if you know your protocols.
joke: tells a random joke or looks up a joke with my 200,000+ jokes. Ex: "joke dad" or "joke computer"
lpt: shows a life pro tip.
meme: shows memes.
owo: OwO, what's this? Converts your speak into owo
poem: gets a random poem from poemhunter.com
prequelmeme: Why hello there!
urban: urban dictionary in a nsfw channel of course.
wholesomememe: wholesomeme which you can navigate!
xkcd: gets a random xkcd or specify a number to see a specific one.
Reactions
boop: boops. Add your own message and @message someone!
cringe: Use when someone says something cringy
cry: Waaaaahhh. You cry. Add an @mention and/or your own description to blame someone.
dab: dab on them haters. Add your own message and @message someone to dab on!
delet: delet this.
dodge: dodges! Add your own message and @message someone!
fbi: FBI OPEN UP!
gitgud: git gud kid.
hug: get a hug or give a hug. Add your own message and @message someone!
lewdno: That's lewd! No more.
lewdyes: Yes, yes, YES!
nobulli: pls no moar bulli. Add an @mention and/or your own description.
oof: oof.
pat: get a pat or give a pat. Add your own message and @message someone!
punch: punch someone! Add your own message and @message someone!
rekt: get rekt nerd
ship: idk with this one. Add your own message and @message someone!
slap: slaps. Add your own message and @message someone!
smug: Your smugness intensifies.
stalk: stalks. Add your own message and @message someone!
sugoi: wow, sugoi!
thot: B E G O N E T H O T
weeb: weeb alert. There is a weeb in this channel!
wtf: hold up, wtf did he just say.
Anime
anime_irl: gets dank anime_irl memes.
animeme: gets dank anime memes (animemes).
animesearch: search for an anime.
anone: Anone! Anone! Pure platelets.
awwnime: gets cute awwnime.
booette: I hate myself and you do too.
bowsette: I hate myself and you do too.
ddlc: gets random doki doki literature club picture.
gabe: gets random Gabriel Dropout gif.
ghibli: gets random Studio Ghibli gif.
jojo: gets random jojo post.
jojogif: gets random jojo gif.
kanna: gets random kanna reaction image or random kanna gif.
konosuba: gets random KonoSuba image/gif.
lovelive: get on your nico nico knees for these love live gifs.
mangasearch: searches for manga.
monogatari: Get a random totally safe monogatari image/gif.
myanimelist: displays your weeb account.
nichijou: gets random Nichijou gif.
nier: gets random Nier image. Have to be in a NSFW channel beacuse of Yoko Taro's great character design.
nonnonbiyori: ~nyanpasu~ gets random Non Non Biyori image/gif.
rem: gets a rem image.
shinobu: gets a shinobu image.
whatanime: what anime is that? Give me an image to search through.
Server
autorole: automatically assign a role (needs permissons)
channel: set up options for this channel (daily wiki, daily word of the day, log info, quiet channel, etc)
delete: deletes message up to 100. Can @message someone to delete their messages.
Bot
blacklist: removes command from help command list and I do not respond to that comand. Works for server, channel, and user.
changelog: Shows recent changes for the bot. Sometimes I forget to update this :(
help: shows help info. Use help <command> for more info on a command.
id: gets your id and guild id.
invite: creates an invite for me to join your server.
prefix: set your custom prefix or guild prefix
say: tells bot to say something
stats: shows bot stats
tag (universal custom commands): anyone can use your commands if you have this enabled
tags: shows list of tags (custom commands)
whitelist: removes command from blacklist's server list, channel list, or user list.
Image Processing (Templates)
ascii: creates an ascii image of your image.
bazinga: adds a bazinga! to your image.
blur: add a level of blur to your image.
blurpify: show that pretty discord blurple color.
bobross: give bob ross a beautiful image to paint.
bobrosszoom: give bob ross a beautiful image to paint but zoomed in.
bodypillow: I have this same body pillow in my room.
bodypillowmale: I have this same male body pillow in my room.
changemymind: Go ahead, try to change my mind with your given text.
dateline: Take a seat over there.
deepfry: *sniff* smells good. deepfries an image. Combine with fry and overfry for best results.
dio: IT WAS ME! DIO!
elonmusktweet: I remember that tweet from Elon Musk too.
fry: not quite the deepfry mess yet. Combine with deepfry and overfry for best results.
halloweenify: OoOOoo SpOOOooOOOOOooky colors.
hatkidsays: add text to hat kid says image.
hatkidsmug: add text to hat kid smug face says image.
homie: Sexy Homer looks into your eyes and sees your image in his sunglasses reflection.
hot: Awwww. That's hot. That's hot.
ihadto: I had to do it to em.
jojokira: This pleases kira. He is really pleased.
jojoshock: add image or @message/userId someone for Yukako's shocked expression!
jojosmash: add image or @message/userId someone for Jotaro to smash!
jojosmile: add or link an image or @message/userId someone for Jotaro to smile at.
jojowallet: This image was in their wallet.
jpeg: needs more jpeg. Give me an image or @mention someone to jpeg.
loveher: Show your love by @mention or adding a link.
mario: dang this image made mario commit sudoku off a building.
nope: Show your NOPE by @mention or adding a link.
notememe: add image, @message/userId someone, or text for that one passing note meme.
overfry: *sniff* oh it's ruined. Overfries an image. Combine with fry and deepfry for best results.
phonememe: add image or @message/userId someone for that one phone meme.
pixelate: pixelates an image with a given value.
poster: add your image/@message someone for the police to hold up as a poster.
qrcode: creates a QR code from your message.
rdog: supply text to add to retarded dog meme.
sharpen: sharpen an image.
sonicsays: add your text to a "Sonic Says" meme.
sunnyframe: put your image in Frank's (Danny Devito) It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia frame. Can also use --quote or --text to get the same image with the quote.
top10battle: top 10 anime battles meme but with your image.
top10betrayal: top 10 anime betrayal meme but with your image.
top10brutal: top 10 brutal anime deaths meme but with your image.
top10sad: top 10 saddest anime meme but with your image.
trumplaw: This is now law. Believe me.
trumptweet: Wow. Really good tweet.
vsauce: Hey! Vsauce. Michael here! Where are your fingers?
whyfbihere: Son? Why is the FBI here?
Other
aki: play a game with the famous akinator!
amiibolist: Shows your amiibo list
buy: buy pokemon, waifus, infinity stones, memes, cookies, and more! Use daily for points
buyamiibo: buys your amiibo for your own list!
buywaifu: buys your waifu for your own list! Can you get all 18,000?
buywaifulist: shows your beautiful bought waifu list.
daily: Your 1000 daily points. Continuing every day for streaks gives you a point bonus!
dailylove: Your 200+ daily points. Having more friends and marriages increases this effect.
divorce: divorce da ho!
favorite: favorite your bought waifu, bought amiibo, or claimed waifu.
friend: make a friend with their consent of course.
give: give your bought items to your server members!
leaderboard: shows the leaderboard. Use leaderboard all to see all and leaderboard all --server to see all the server's.
marry: marry someone with their consent of course. The more marriages/friends you have the more, the more your daily love earns!
note: Add your note to your bought waifu, claimed waifu, or bought amiibo. You can also change the title of your waifulist, buywaifulist, and amiibolist!
pokemonlist: Shows your pokemon list!
sell: sell your stuff to get points back. Use b.sell all buywaifus to sell all of your bought waifus (except for favorites).
topbuywaifu: see the top 500 bought waifus that users are buying.
topclaimwaifu: see the top 500 claimed waifus that users are claiming.
trade: trade claimed waifus and points. See b.help trade for more info.
trivia: Play some trivia! Ranges from Anime, games, art, and more. Win and earn 30 points!
unfavorite: unfavorite your waifu.
unfriend: Remove your friend because he is a loser.
user: Find a user's economy stats
waifu: claim your waifu before anyone else in the server (see buywaifu for difference).
waifubirthday: see which waifu's birthday is today.
waifuremaining: shows the remaining claimed waifus in this server.
waifuseries: search for waifus via series name.
waifutags: search for waifus via certain tag names.
waifulist: Shows your claimed waifu list (as opposed to buywaifulist). Remember you can always give away, or sell, a trash waifu :^)

Come take a break while listening to music, making a meme, or looking at a random Garfield comic. Can you claim your favorite waifu before your friends? Can you reach all 19,000 on your own list? Or will you spend it all on gamer fuel?